This morning the cleaners complained that we had a dead duck on display outside of room GS222 today.
I thought at first they were kidding but on inspection I found out they were correct. As a response the duck has now winged its way to another location outside of the Graham Sutherland building.
If you know of any students who are using the dead duck as some kind of art project or if you know that the duck belongs to a student who feels so grieved at the ducks passing that they felt the need to display it for other people to pass on their respects, can you inform them that the duck will be migrating to a new destination tomorrow if no claim is made.
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